BREAKING NEWS — Cheech and Chong are Back

Fuck the Big Lebowski and that lame-ass Pineapple Express. If you want the real deal pot comedy, watch any Cheech and Chong movie. Or just catch them on tour!

Yep, the original weed comedy duo Cheech and Chong are back and will be coming to a town near you during their Light Up America and Canada tour! Their pesky 27 year-old feud has gone up in smoke! So bring it on.

The gigs will be a mixture of their funny-ass old school (Born In East LA, Up in Smoke, Nice Dreams) material as well as some newly crafted joints.

And, speaking of joints will Cheech and Chong be stoned on tour? What the fuck do you think! Nowadays they don’t even need to bring their own smoke. “It’s like bringing coal to Newcastle,” says Chong of the availablitlity of free weed that their fame allows. “If you need weed, you can get it faster than a pizza almost anywhere”.

 

#14 Buying Weed at the Liquor Store

Wouldn’t it be great to walk into a liquor store to grab a six pack and some zig zags and tell the guy behind the counter to toss in some weed with that?

Well get this…there’s a new initiative in Oregon that would allow state-controlled liquor stores to legally sell marijuana to adults. Get out!

Sound too good to be true, right? Well it gets better. Initiative backers say their plan would send 90% of the proceeds to Oregon’s General Fund which could lower state tax burdens.

Oregonian stoners have two years to collect nearly 83,000 signatures to get the measure on the November ballot in 2010.

 

#5 Blowin’ Smoke Rings

Much like a really hot chick tying a cherry stem into a knot in her mouth, blowing smoke rings is the bar trick de jour in stoner circles. Maybe it was the very stoney hukka-smokin’ caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland who inspired the smoke ring phenomenon? Anyhow, smoke rings are a popular form of recreation for stoners…and it’s the type of pastime…a tradition if you will, that is passed down from one generation to the next. Oh, and I’m sure that chinese-eyed caterpillar was a stoner, aren’t you?

Yep, much like the lost art of story telling prior to the printed word, which came right before the digital word, the technique of blowing perfect smoke rings was passed down from elders to the young up and coming stoner groms.

High quality smoke rings, those that are thick, circular, and hover for a long time are the stuff of legend and a great sign of a stoner’s status. Veteran stoners have the ability to blow such rings and therefore command a higher status. But, it’s the guy who’s got the weed that will always have the highest status.

 

#5 Blowin' Smoke Rings

Much like a really hot chick tying a cherry stem into a knot in her mouth, blowing smoke rings is the bar trick de jour in stoner circles. Maybe it was the very stoney hukka-smokin’ caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland who inspired the smoke ring phenomenon? Anyhow, smoke rings are a popular form of recreation for stoners…and it’s the type of pastime…a tradition if you will, that is passed down from one generation to the next. Oh, and I’m sure that chinese-eyed caterpillar was a stoner, aren’t you?

Yep, much like the lost art of story telling prior to the printed word, which came right before the digital word, the technique of blowing perfect smoke rings was passed down from elders to the young up and coming stoner groms.

High quality smoke rings, those that are thick, circular, and hover for a long time are the stuff of legend and a great sign of a stoner’s status. Veteran stoners have the ability to blow such rings and therefore command a higher status. But, it’s the guy who’s got the weed that will always have the highest status.