brownies.jpgWhat’s better than a sinfully sweet fudge brownie? That’s right; a sinfully sweet fudge brownie with weed in it! Remember when good ol’ Nigel Tufnel, lead axe of the band Spinal Tap and future VW ad star, was talking about his special geetar amp that went all the way up to 11? Well, adding weed to food is similar…it takes something already fab and boosts it to 11. Why not just make 10 the loudest number, you ask? Well…because you can’t just go around boosting every li’l snack cake to 11 with weed, right?

Just ask any stoner and they’ll most definitely tell you that the time they were the most high, was when they ate some weed. It’s universally accepted by stoners that eating weed creates the greatest high. They’ll go on and on about how special it is and how distinctive the high is…they’ll explain about how it’s an “all-over body high”…delve into the nuances of it all. Oh, and the times that they were the most paranoid would correspond with times they’ve ingesting the most weed.

The medium for weed-baked treats can be just about everything from brownies to cookies to baked ziti with pesto weed sauce. The only real requirement is just the addition of weed, really. Oh and most of the time, the final outcome usually taste terrible…and you thought wheat grass tasted bad.

There are several ways to create weed-enriched baked goods. Some stoners will make a compound butter by rolling it in some weed or they’ll even simmer some weed in butter to best extract all of its THC goodness then bake with that enhanced butter. Usually when a stoner is stoned while making contraband goodies, he’ll just break out the roll of Mother’s Toll House cookie dough, eat a few hunks of it, and mash a fistful of weed in it…sometimes they might even bake it. Oh, and often times when a stoner hears sirens and flashing lights they’ve been known to just eat it raw.